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There must be at least one smart person on Venus too. (Photo: Pixabay)

Scientists hypothesize that discovery of phosphine on Venus provides evidence of intelligent life on Earth

Prateek Joshi
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Sept. 29, 2020
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“I really don’t get why people are so fired-up about this,” said Denise Johnston. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

‘Gender reveals are still the hottest parties of the season,’ say white women dangerously oblivious to current events

Emma Parsons
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Sept. 29, 2020
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Hey boy, are you sin(pi/2)? Because you're the (1) (Photo: unsplash.com)

Student tries to profess love for hot TA through pointed questions in Zoom chat

Michelle Fu
  •  
Sept. 28, 2020
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Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Fyre Festival will be making a return via Zoom (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Fyre Festival 2: Electric Boogaloo

Robert Castaneros
  •  
Sept. 28, 2020
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Have you ever met anyone more instantly hateable? (Photo: GAGE SKIDMORE)

Ted Cruz relevant again, unfortunately

Kathryn Zheng
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Sept. 27, 2020
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A sneak peak at the Spyware app. (Photo Edit: KIRSTEN METTLER/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford student creates TikTok clone called ‘Spyware’

Kirsten Mettler
  •  
Sept. 27, 2020
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Be as cool as this baby on Zoom. (Photo: KIRSTEN METTLER/The Stanford Daily)

Eight important Zoom tips

Kirsten Mettler
  •  
Sept. 24, 2020
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Airport

Prepared man already naked by end of TSA line

Prateek Joshi
  •  
Sept. 24, 2020
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I f******* hate the word 'unprecedented' (Photo Edit: Lorenzo Del Rosario/Stanford Daily)

New student organization dedicated to eradicating the word ‘unprecedented’ from Stanford emails

Lorenzo Del Rosario
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Sept. 23, 2020
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A blurred figure walks in front of the Supreme Court at night. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Trump announces shocking Supreme Court pick: himself

Allison Leibly
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Sept. 23, 2020
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Try these helpful pointers to make yourself seem more interesting! (Photo: Flickr)

Ran out of interesting facts to introduce yourself with? Try these pointers!

Bailey Nicolson
  •  
Sept. 22, 2020
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Marc Tessier-Lavigne basking in the glory of Bitcoin. (Photo Edit: KIRSTEN METTLER/The Stanford Daily)

In new push to be hip, Stanford announces 2020-21 tuition bills must be paid in Bitcoin

Kirsten Mettler
  •  
Sept. 22, 2020
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What appeared to be orange, smokey skies were really atomized Doritos (Photo Edit: BENJAMIN MIDLER/The Stanford Daily)

California now in smokey, BBQ flavor

Benjamin Midler
  •  
Sept. 22, 2020
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Support for the Cleveland Browns has wavered amongst racists (Photo Edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

Local racist stops supporting Cleveland Browns after learning its name isn’t a slur

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 21, 2020
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Stanford University's very own thirst trap. (L.A. CICERO/Stanford News Service)

MTL’s convocation speech causes Stanford frosh to ‘simp’ this September

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Sept. 20, 2020
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Professor Renner was last seen kneeling on the floor beside his desk, muttering about noble souls and the price of valor. (Photo edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

‘Rise, soldiers, and let them hear your cry!’ shouts prof sending 120 Canvas notifications on day of first class

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Sept. 20, 2020
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C'mon, join our sharing circle! (Photo: Helena Zhang/THE STANFORD DAILY)

Random breakout rooms perfect place to unearth decade-old, never-before-discussed traumas

Kathryn Zheng
  •  
Sept. 17, 2020
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She was NOT wearing a mask. (Photo edit: Michelle Fu/Stanford Daily)

New frosh shocked when Vice Provost Sarah Church enters their homes during NSO

Michelle Fu
  •  
Sept. 16, 2020
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“I have an obligation to post aesthetically pleasing Instagram stories about issues I don’t really care about or understand," said Jen R. Ationalwealth. (Photo: snappygoat.com)

Performance activism: A new way to boost your college admissions chances

Robert Castaneros
  •  
Sept. 15, 2020
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“Watching someone you respect lose their way is hard to come to terms with,” writes Abby. (PATRICK MONREAL / The Stanford Daily)

Dear Abby: What do I do if I suspect my professor may be a member of antifa?

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Sept. 14, 2020
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