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Why cover your cough when you can weaponize it instead? (Photo: JAMES GATHANY/CDC Public Health Image Library)

White House productivity soars after Trump implements new policy of coughing on underperforming aides

Sarah Lewis
  •  
Oct. 13, 2020
Humor
According to students who have totally never bought from Escobar before, some of the street names of his drugs include “MTL’s Kiss,” “Mary Jane Stanford” and “MATH 51.” (Photo: TaxRebate.org.uk)

Student runs successful drug cartel to pay for tuition

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Oct. 13, 2020
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Digital trailblazers Donovan Winters ’24 and Johnny Sutton ’23 pose as they change the way we think about social media. (Photo: UC Davis College of Engineering, http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)

New Stanford startup that is just worse version of Instagram seeks to change the way we think about social media

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Oct. 12, 2020
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Stanford daydreaming about its one true love (Edit: KIRSTEN METTLER/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford officially prefers athletes over all other students

Kirsten Mettler
  •  
Oct. 12, 2020
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Toyota Prius demon Hybridious feeds off of catalytic converters stolen by His devoted cult of followers. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

‘More… I need more,’ moans bloated Toyota Prius monster to cult of catalytic converter thieves in damp cavern

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Oct. 11, 2020
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"Americans should have learned something after trying to remake 'The Inbetweeners,'" Lewis stated. (Official White House Photo by Stephanie Chasez)

Republican COVID-19 outbreak yet another poor American remake of British series

Kathryn Zheng
  •  
Oct. 11, 2020
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Of all the things to happen, we honestly couldn't have predicted this. (Photo Edit: KATHRYN ZHENG)

Starbucks CEO relieved ‘War on Christmas’ no longer his responsibility

Kathryn Zheng
  •  
Oct. 8, 2020
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Holly Aarons '23 prepares to explain that she just doesn't know how her American classmates can bear it. (Photo: Freepik)

Student from New Zealand acting pretty dang smug in COVID-19 seminar

Sofie Storan
  •  
Oct. 8, 2020
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All of her plants are named after characters from 'The Office' (Photo: PickPik.com)

Frosh confident that seventh succulent will finally fill the pit of loneliness growing inside them

Simran Tandon
  •  
Oct. 7, 2020
Humor
Students are enjoying Cardinal Nights now more than ever (Photo: Cardinal Nights)

Cardinal Nights reports record in-person attendance

Benjamin Midler
  •  
Oct. 7, 2020
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VOTE! Seriously, not a joke! (Photo: Pixabay)

Republican Party decries nation’s dependence on bloated government bureaucracy to count election ballots

Prateek Joshi
  •  
Oct. 6, 2020
Humor
Try these stylish glasses to cure your fatigue! (Photo: needpix.com)

Red light glasses peddled as cure for ‘Zoom fatigue’

Alyssa Krull
  •  
Oct. 6, 2020
Humor
The Stanford Occasionally

Watch: Stanford frosh intends to celebrate FMOTQ at home and other headlines

Vol. 258 Satire Section
  •  
Oct. 5, 2020
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He might be cute but he's probably a murderer (Photo edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily, Photo: KEVIN HSU/The Stanford Daily)

Student with imposter syndrome found crawling through campus ventilation systems

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Oct. 5, 2020
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In an act of compassion, the department decided it would assess juggling and periodic table memorization separately (PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily).

Chemistry dept. amends weekly exam requiring students to juggle beakers on camera while reciting the periodic table from memory

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Oct. 5, 2020
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According to multiple sources, President Donald Trump sent a toaster strudel to the IRS in 2012, despite being advised not to do so by his personal attorney. (Photo: MIKE LICHT)

Trump allegedly sent toaster strudel to IRS as income tax payment

Charlie Kogen
  •  
Oct. 4, 2020
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Even for not being in "mint-condition," they were still pretty cheap. (Photo Edit: EMMA PARSONS/The Stanford Daily)

Vaden wonders if bulk deal on used condoms was worth it

Emma Parsons
  •  
Oct. 4, 2020
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Vice Provost for Student Affairs Susie Brubaker-Cole noted in her response that it’s harder for students to criticize policies they are not aware of. (Photo: ALLISON HARMAN/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford administrators promise to talk to ‘at least one student’ before rolling out campus-wide policies

Richard Coca
  •  
Oct. 1, 2020
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The announcement came as a source of relief to the world’s 120 million 17-year-olds, who will no longer be required to submit their applications.(Photo: LINDA A. CICERO/Stanford News Service)

In light of pandemic, applying to Stanford now optional

Sofie Storan
  •  
Oct. 1, 2020
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Looks like a stove to you? Nope, it's a waste of space (Photo: PickPic)

Stanford R&DE removes kitchen shelves, walls, stoves, ovens, utensils and floors to keep students on meal plan

Defne Genc
  •  
Sept. 30, 2020
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