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The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
March 28, 2021
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Kennedy '23 hasn't left her room in a very long time but it doesn't mean she's not going to project herself into every missed connections post she sees. (Photo: ResEd)

Student who hasn’t left her room in EVGR wonders whether the latest SMC post is about her

Richard Coca
  •  
March 18, 2021
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Having saved up enough daylight over the years, Sen. Mark Rubio announced new legislation that would end the need to fix the clocks on our microwaves twice per year. (Photo: MICHAEL VADON/Flickr)

After 49 years, man finally has enough daylight saved up

Patrick Monreal
  •  
March 16, 2021
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We passed the vibe check. (Graphic: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford launches mandatory daily vibe check

Richard Coca
  •  
March 15, 2021
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Humorscopes a-plenty!

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
March 14, 2021
Humor
"The Pfizer recipients taste better than the Moderna ones, but I'll take what I can get." (Photo: ROGELIO GALAVIZ/Flickr, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

Local vampires seduce med students to suck the vaccine right out of their veins

Sarah Lewis
  •  
March 11, 2021
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Hand holding phone with the Tik Tok app logo displayed on the screen with a pink to purple gradient.

‘I’ve just been so busy,’ says student who spent 5 hrs scrolling through TikTok

Richard Coca
  •  
March 10, 2021
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A successful sorority applicant trying to find the financial aid office. (Photo: BENJAMIN MIDLER/The Stanford Daily)

As part of pandemic revisions, Greek life takes new approach to alcohol, classism

Benjamin Midler
  •  
March 9, 2021
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Simran Tandon delivers this week's horoscopes.

Astrology corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
March 8, 2021
Humor
You know you're thinking about it. (Photo: RICHARD THOMAS/iStock)

Need a career change? Become my personal assistant

Richard Coca
  •  
March 7, 2021
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Everyone does it. The Occasionally knows all the best spots. (Photo: Pixabay)

The best places to cry on campus, ranked

Michael Espinosa
  •  
March 4, 2021
Truly a worrying situation. (Illustration: MICHELLE FU/The Stanford Daily)

The Unethicist: My little sister is taller than me. What now?

Michelle Fu
  •  
March 3, 2021
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Simran Tandon delivers this week's horoscopes.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
March 2, 2021
Humor
A 100% accurate size comparison between Alaska and puny little Texas. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons, Edit: LORENZO DEL ROSARIO/The Stanford Daily)

Alaska prepares to wage war against Texas

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Feb. 28, 2021
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The app's new 'primal scream' function in action. (Illustrated by Hannah Jeoung)

Zoom announces new visual and audio features including rally filters and primal screams

Richard Coca
  •  
Feb. 25, 2021
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How many emails have you put off clicking on today? (Photo: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Admin to task OSE with getting students to click those damn emails

Richard Coca
  •  
Feb. 24, 2021
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American's only political columnist who you can rely on for truthful, unadulterated, unbiased, un-opinionated opinions. Hoobert tells it like it is...sort of. (Photo: DAVID MAIOLO/Wikimedia Commons, BLACKRIV/Pixabay, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

Truth Talk with Hoobert Herver: Impeachment

Sarah Lewis
  •  
Feb. 24, 2021
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Ah, goats. Who doesn't love 'em? (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

You deserve it: Here’s 11 pictures of goats to get you through midterms

Johnny Dollard
  •  
Feb. 23, 2021
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Get em while they're hot (Photo: NUMEROLOGY SIGN/Flickr)

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
Feb. 22, 2021
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Is this a supportive puppy or a quarantine-dodging freshman? (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Students designated as emotional support animals to live on campus

Benjamin Midler
  •  
Feb. 21, 2021
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