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Lana Tleimat

Lana Tleimat '23 (... maybe '24) is the Vol. 260 executive editor for digital. She was formerly managing editor of humor. She is from Columbus, Ohio, and isn't really studying anything. Contact her at ltleimat 'at' stanforddaily.com.
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Karen Eggleston discussed the chances that the coronavirus epidemic could expand into a pandemic in a talk on Tuesday. (Photo: LANA TLEIMAT / The Stanford Daily)

Stanford health expert warns coronavirus could become pandemic, countries not responding fast enough

Lana Tleimat
  •  
March 3, 2020
Humor
“We won this award because we solved one of the unsolvable problems getting in the way of social good: who will sleep with us?” said developer John Snerling '22. (Photo: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Valentine’s at TreeHacks: ‘Most Technically Complex’ awarded to dating app for participants

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Feb. 18, 2020
Humor
If I keep this up, I can graduate after only six quarters and then go on to not need my degree in the painless oblivion that is my nonexistence. (Photo: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

I took 30 units and attained Nirvana

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Feb. 11, 2020
Humor
“To be fair, I get it now. Like, I really get it,” Henry Unger, one of Provost Drell’s victims, admitted. (Photo: Lana Tleimat/The Stanford Daily)

Persis Drell drops PHYSICS 41E students from Hoover Tower to demonstrate gravity

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Feb. 4, 2020
Humor
The Oscars are this weekend, which can only mean one thing: people are upset about the Oscars. (Photo Edit: PATRICK MONREAL / The Stanford Daily)

Women handcuffing themselves to men named Oscar to protest lack of female Best Director nominees

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Jan. 30, 2020
Humor
The letter, which claims that the failing grade constitutes defamation, insisted it be raised to “at least 69 percent—or a D+” per Stanford’s grade guidelines. (Photo: Caitlin Childs/flickr)

‘Unbecoming’ student serves professor cease and desist after failed midterm

Lana Tleimat and Benjamin Midler
  •  
Jan. 26, 2020
Humor
Sorry New York Times — our endorsement is practical, likeable and magic. Read more about why we think Marianne Williamson should be our next president. (Photo: Gage Skidmore / flickr)

Stanford Occasionally officially endorses Marianne Williamson for president

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Jan. 23, 2020
Humor
The project is not popular with students, who doubt the safety of the hole. Many voiced concerns over whether or not there will be gravity. (Photo: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

White Plaza construction actually University digging hole to China

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Jan. 15, 2020
Humor
New this year: red glow sticks, for staring wistfully as though you know your love wasn’t meant to be, green for brief flirtatious glances, and purple for quivery slow-dance-at-the-summer-camp-formal stares. (Photo: Stanford Daily Media Library)

University bans kissing at Full Moon on the Quad, allows only long, furtive glances

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Jan. 9, 2020
Humor
“Consider the housing crisis solved,” said Vice President for Community Relations Helen Grindle. When asked about the staff’s quality of life in the new development, she said, “I don’t see what the problem is. Where else could we possibly put them?” (photo: Dennis Jarvis/flickr)

In lieu of General Use Permit plans, University builds underground catacombs to provide affordable housing for staff

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Nov. 18, 2019
Humor
While still awaiting FDA approval, the arms have punctured the correct vein with at least 70% accuracy on gelatin models of human arms, making them “probably fine on real people,” according to the Office of the Vice Provost for Technology and Learning. (Photo edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Cluster printers to accept blood sacrifice as payment for printing fees

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Nov. 13, 2019
Humor
An expert witness accused RPM of using the same marketing tactics as Big Solvent companies during the middle school glue-sniffing epidemic of the 1990’s. (photo edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Rust-Oleum tries competing with Juul by introducing flavored spray paint

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Nov. 11, 2019
Humor
“It’s a community we can trust to uphold the Standards of Excellence,” Brubaker-Cole wrote. “You get 10 Greek houses when you earn 10 Greek houses.” (photo: ERIN WOO/The Stanford Daily)

Following Kappa Alpha housing loss, 664 Lomita granted to Stanford Cartographic Society

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Nov. 1, 2019
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